*EFFN BLOG
Saturday, February 28, 2009
New Blog Name
Monday, February 23, 2009
Blog Blah's
Thursday, February 12, 2009
On The Road Again
Hope all of you have a Happy Valentine's Day!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Sorry To Bore You
Friday, February 6, 2009
Secret Documents: Dog's Daily Diary/Cat's Daily Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary:
Day 683 of my captivity:
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. The audacity!
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow– but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released — and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded!
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe…for now…
The Peanuts Are For Sharing!
Every morning I put some peanuts outside for the squirrels and blue jays to share. Yeah right. One squirrel thinks he own all of the peanuts, and he will chase away four blue jays at a time, even running up the trees and across the branches to keep them away. So these videos are for your enjoyment! The last one, at the very beginning, you can see a streak at the left bottom corner...that's the squirrel.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
For Your Consideration...Buddha
I've been reading quotes today, and I came across this one from Buddha. I like it a lot, and thought I would share it with you.
Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.
