I read this in The Sun News, an independent newspaper in Santa Fe. It's funny, but sad in the same way!
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include:
The Hurrican Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guatanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
The "Tax Cut" Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room, after you complete you first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican senators.
The "Decider Room", complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, straws, and emergency backup plastic Jesus fact checker.
The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
Admission: Republicans - free. Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros.
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include:
The Hurrican Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guatanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
The "Tax Cut" Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room, after you complete you first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican senators.
The "Decider Room", complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, straws, and emergency backup plastic Jesus fact checker.
The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
Admission: Republicans - free. Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros.
1 comment:
That was flippin' awesome! I love it. Funny and true, my favorite combination.
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